Celberity Visits

Gary Kasparov Visits Wendy's
Kasparov was sighted at the Local wendys by the school, there many locals went to visit and speak with Chess Grand-master. There he revealed much about his chess career, and political activism. Notably he allegedly admitted to the crowd that he threw his second match with Deep Blue

Joe Biden's Vacation
The now current President was seen on a day trip in late fall of 2001, He reportedly visited Mighty Taco, West Seneca Town hall and Cazenoiva Park. He also visited the school where he reportedly "Ran out of Juice" and took a 3 hour break in the Foyer Bathroom in which babies could be heard crying from.

Slavoj Zizek Gives Lecture at the Senior High school
Zizek showed up for a surprise Lecture to which he was not invited, He started of as usual but he began acting strange. Speaking of much darker things he then Crawled on all fours and ate a child whole. The School resource officer had to shoot the now disfigured body of Zizek over 12 times to make it stop.

Visit from three dimensional chungus
UNCONFIRmED!!!! FUCKING SCARY THOUGH IF YOU THINK A BOUT IT !