Notable Cryptids

Among much of the legend surrounding this peculiar school is the multiple cryptid beings whom roam the halls. These beings are confirmed to exist and converse with the students during class. The local government had taken an interest in these beings, but stopped after Johnny Reptile collaborated with the infamous mobster Sammuel "Big Sammy" Capone to silence them. We will now list these beings

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Grease man: a being whom takes the form of a zombie, and wields the powers of ungodly amounts of grease. Not harmful, but quite terrifying and scary

Lucky Luke: an old timer, a being of another era, he preoccupies himself with splendorous topic which engages his mind upon many a thoughts, a thinking man if you will. an intellectual whom ponders many great questions. his knowledge is infinitely expansive and his expertise in all subjects surpasses that of any normal human.

The Dark Sorcerer: scary cryptid, whom wields the power of black magic which he contains in a small grimoire. Incredibly terrifying and also powerful, do not get on his bad side or you may be sacrificed for his next ritual, which may only gain him more power.

Big chungus: bugs bunny whom became fat through the consumption of enchanted carrots. not dangerous but still a cryptid due to his large body mass

Fortnite Joe: a cryptid being whom is spotted playinjg fortnite in the cafeteria at all times, he has never been documented to leave the school or ever sleep, eat, or take a piss. VERY SCAREY!

West Seneca West Wendigo: A viscous beast that attacks Unsuspecting children around the school. Noteably killed Jake Doster and attacked Tanner Metz. Heard in Fisher court on 1/23/22 Henry Zornick says he would vanquish it himself, that or die trying