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= West Seneca West Senior High School =

The Foundation (scary)
West Seneca West Senior High School was created in 1927 A.D. Unfortunately due to poor planning it was placed directly on top of an ancient Indian burial ground, which would influence many of the paranormal events to come. Students have witnessed many paranormal activities such as time-space vortices, demonic possessions, extra terrestrial beings, cryptids, and many mafia interventions. Do not go here or else you may be spooked out of your mind.

ORIGINS OF THE LEGENDS!!!
On December 4th 1934 students began to notice some things going awry. It was at first small things, such as rulers changing places etc. One notable student, author R.L. Stein, witnessed these terrifying events. These would inspire his later stories such as "It" and "Goosebumps". Due to the popularity of these series, legends about West Seneca and its dubious origins have propagated like wildfire amongst the eager-eyed youth. Famous stories such as the "West Seneca West Wendigo" and the "Mongolian Manchild" are among favorites to tell around a dimly lit campfire. These stories are so terrifying, that multiple people have died just from hearing them. Please proceed with caution, as these stories are real, and may shake you to your boots!!!



Origin of the reptilian Invasion
In 2008, there was a leak in the famous time-portal which let many reptilesque beings enter our dimension. This was problematic because it only exacerbated these stories. Among stories of ghouls and goblins, now interdimensional beings were being discussed. Many student groups have formed to protest the reptilian invasion, such as the "Reptilian Resistance Squadron". The RRS has demonstrated many times in front of the school, to which the principal, "Gary Reptile" sent in child soldiers to repel. This led to much bad press due to Mr. Reptile's harsh retaliation and lack of pr representation (idfk he said that in an interview). Mr. Reptile underwent an impeachment trial for his deeds, and his son "Johnny Reptile" will likely replace him. Will he be any less ruthless? Science knows. We asked the top students at Harvard for a psych eval on these dubious individuals, to which they were silenced by various mafia members to prevent the leakage of the information that they were both secretly reptoids all along. This only caused more outrage, surely the Reptile dynasty will fall soon.

The Great Cafeteria Leak
Within the West Seneca West Cafeteria B, There is an Infamous Broken pipe that has yet to be fixed. Many theories speculate the cause and reason it has not been fixed. Rumor has it that students who touched the leak suffered severe chemical burns. However reader, We have the answer...The Leak is of inter dimensional fluid which was originally used to power the portal under the school. The pipe carries it from the Chem labs in the Third floor where it is made and is brought to the basement in which it powers the portal.

Foods at the Cafeteria
Turkey Slop: A delecitible meal that has addictive qualities, the greatest food you will eat at the cafeteria S++

Nachos Grande : The Only N word we say in this school, Truly Delicious S+

Taco In a bag: Very yummy gives you the ability to temporarily shake off the effects of the Mind Control Juul probably becasue it override it with more brainwashing S tier anyways

Chicken Tendies: staple food for the school Basic but good A

Pizza: depending what you get it could be B,C or D tier food but usually edible

Hot Dog: Literally rubber, can be used as an eraser though also bounces higher than where it was dropped. F